Ladies and Gentlemen, welcome to the first, and possibly only, episode of Drunken Snapchat Theatre. A cinematic journey in which your humble narrator watches fantastically terrible films while drinking too much. And Snaps™ it.
After regularly subjecting my friends to this nonsense I thought I’d see how it flies here.
Drunken Snapchat Theatre may contain violence and bloodshed, gratuitous nudity, bad language and glib observations masquerading as humour. You have been warned.
Continue reading “Drunken Snapchat Theatre – Twins of Evil (1971)”
[long meandering spoilers incoming]
Ben Affleck stated in interviews while on the publicity trail for this movie that it was too smart for him. Well I’m not sure what movie he was in or watching but there was nothing smart about this movie at all.
In point of fact one of its main problems is that it takes itself far too seriously and thinks it’s making profound and significant statements about power, god, responsibility and such, but it just doesn’t. In reality this movie is less like a wisened prophet espousing truths and far more like a first year philosophy/politics student that thinks they’re smarter than everyone else because they’ve read Atlas Shrugged.
Continue reading “Killman V Supermope – Dawn of Disappointment.”