For the last few days I have spent a vast majority of my time slowly sipping from a bottle of beer at a swim up bar in the tropical paradise that is Bali.
Tough gig I know.
It’s a dirty job but someone’s gotta do it.
As I’m sitting here people watching, as is my way, it slowly dawns on me that a great many of my fellow beer sipping compatriots have been sipping beer at this swim up bar for a great many hours.
All without ever leaving the pool.
This leads to a most interesting implication.
How many litres of this crystal clear water is actually liver distilled, beer infused urine?
Probably best not to think about it…
There is a currently a woman of indeterminate age sitting on a handmade wooden lounge by a pool in Kuta, Bali.
She transposes her constant cigarette smoking with extended bouts of excessive coughing.
I wonder if she’s made the connection…
As I was
saying, I made my way to Bali.
It was a solid decision.
I’ve spent the last few days at the Australian Open and, as much as I enjoy tennis, I can’t help but feel it could be improved with a
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Today, after being approached by a stranger in the beer garden of a random bar…
You look like Jesus.”
Is it the aviators?”
Every time I go to the bathroom in one of my favourite local bars I look up at the plaster repair job above the urinal and can’t help but feel I’m being watched.
Go home Teddy Bear, I’m drunk.
For the same reason I don’t make New Years resolutions I’ve never felt the urge to reflect on my blog at the end of the calendar year.
In both cases it seems so bizarrely arbitrary.
If an individual wishes to reflect on their life or make positive changes to it; kick ass. That’s to be commended. However,
ANY TIME IS A GOOD TIME TO DO THIS. The 22nd of July, the 1st of August, the 14th of November or March the goddamn 26th are all equally opportune dates to decide to stop sucking so much.
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