Has anyone in the history of the universe ever had a good night’s sleep and actually woken up fresh, re-energized, and ready to tackle the day?
Having a shower while doing a load of laundry and running the dishwasher is a wild fucking ride!
Why isn’t every coin laundry also a bar?
It just makes sense.
You know you’re in the right place for authentic/fantastic food when the cultural heritage of the restaurant is the same as the cultural heritage of its customers.
Remember when you were a kid and how, when you were sleepy, you’d just go to bed?
Like, that was all there was to it?
Now when you’re sleepy you have to check that the front door is locked, pull the blinds down, check the cats have water, run the dishwasher, shutdown the computer, turn the TV off, brush your teeth, get a glass of water, remove your unfolded laundry from the bed, plug your phone in, make sure your alarm is set and do one last social media check.
What the fuck happened?!
When you pay your rent/bills and still have money in your account…
Cashier: “That will be $19.95.”
Hands over a $20 note.
Me: “Keep the change.”
Items of clothing are pretty much outfit ingredients. Right?