Short Thought 061

Have you ever looked for a recipe online and found yourself having to read the author’s complete and unabridged autobiography before finally coming to the actual recipe?

Like, motherfucker, I just want to know how to make minestrone soup. Not how you Pavlov’s dog’d your children into liking olives or extraneous details about the finer points of water boiling you picked up from a cooking course you took while visiting Tuscany.

Seriously.

Short Thought 060

Take a look at trolleys/shopping carts in the foreground, then look at what is in the background not 15 feet away.

Humanity is Doomed
Sigh.

I… uh, I can’t even.

I see something like this and yet I’m still somehow surprised when people can’t grasp heavier, more abstract concepts. You know, like indicating when changing lanes.

Baby steps.

Short Thought 058

You know you’ve lost a little of your rebellious roots and have become one of the bland, bourgeois middle class, when you call up Birds Eye to complain about the ratio of carrot to non-carrot vegetables in your Shanghai Stir Fry mix.

Betrayal In Vegetable Form
#TheOriginalFireHasDiedAndGoneButTheRiotInsideMovesOn.