Real people. Imaginary conversations. These are their stories.
Him on Right: “I’ve always thought that the best steam engine is the reciprocating engine.”
Random Him: “I hear what you’re saying but the benefits of a steam turbine engine far outweigh the classic reciprocating engine… ”
Her (internally): “How in the actual fuck did we end up sharing a table with the only person on the planet that cares about steam engines more than my husband?”
Him on Right: “You make some valid points and I’m glad you moved closer to me so I can more easily hear those points.”
Random Him: “I’m telling you, the steam turbine engine, have you seen the schematics of the original model from 1884? It has significantly more power and…. (rambles on into infinity.)”
Her (internally): “I wish I were dead.” (Chugs wine.)