“Suicide Squad. We Promise It’s Better Than Batman v Superman!” – Warner Bros.

Remember when the trailers for Suicide Squad were all dark and moody? But then Batman v Superman was dark and moody and nobody liked it because it sucked?

Yeah, well, in completely unrelated news Suicide Squad has been rejigged with expensive new re-shoots to make a movie about murderers, rapists, arsonists and psychopaths a rollicking ride of hilarity and yucks!

This is a total coincidence you guys!

DC/Warner Bros surely know what they’re doing and aren’t just scrambling from one bad decision to the next. They obviously have a very clear creative vision that they’re not wavering from no matter how dire the critical/box office response to their next movie is.

This is their art and is totally beyond studio tinkering you guys. Seriously.

On top of all the family friendly hilarity this movie now features two songs from the Wayne’s World Original Motion Picture Soundtrack! Can’t wait for the next trailer that has Killer Croc biting off faces to the tune of “Feed My Frankenstein” or Enchantress doing enchanting junk while “Dreamweaver” loops in the background.

Clearly the DC cinematic universe is in safe hands.

Author: Travis Nevers

Just another random blogger trying to make his way in this crazy world we all share. Sometimes insightful, sometimes not... Read along at home!


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